#1 - Funeral of Lady Ova

Woot Woot!

Sperm Boy wakes up oh so sudden in his sleep. realising what was going on, he burst into a huge hissy fit. 'Fudge you stupid owl!!!!'

So since he's already awake, he gave me this interview.

So Sperm Boy one day had a talk with this girl la. Last year. She's from his ex school la. But He wouldn't tell me who was it. Weird dude talking about a weirder girl. and SB(Sperm Boy, lazy to type out the whole name) was on the phone with her la. and thrust me, he is not the phone type. Very rare to find him on the phone. it's like a miracle if he does talk on the phone. Those who have dated SB alter ego will know what the fudge i'm talking about.

So anyway, he was on the phone and they were talking about how to conceive kids in the weirdest ways. like storks delivering kids, couples holding hands and lying down in the same bed can dapat anak. that sort of shit la. all of a sudden, she started to moan. moan really really loud. O.o....

It was a serious what the fudge moment... imagine, you were talking to someone like your friend, and you guys were conversing about little cute babies, walking around in their diapers, and then......

OOOOOHHHHH!!!
AAAAAAWWWWWWWWHHH!!!!!!!!
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH BAAAABBBBYYY!!!!
OHHHH MYYY AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWHH!!!!!!!!
YYEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!

... The world, i believe, would stop for a moment so that you will take your time to process what's going on. Tut Tut Tut... after some rather tought algorythmic calculations and formulas(courtesy of En. Sivarao, my former Add Maths Teacher), your brain snaps into the stupiddest question available(what's left) in your head.... "What's going on there?"

And once you've asked the stupidest, hilarious, most ridiculous question ever invented by mankind(yes yes, thank you thank you), that's when the awkward silence begins. First your mind kicks into another whole bunch automated response action/reaction that makes no sense. here are a few examples:-

1. offer someone ice cream.

2. sing Negaraku(waving the Jalur Gemilang is a plus point)

3. drink thick, hot, black coffee.

4. walk in circles mumbling the lyrics to Viva la Vida - Coldplay.

5. stare into the abyss thinking what you should say now before things jadi lagi teruk.

Well, SB did the most unimaginable thing in his life. He turned off the conversation. (hats off to SB for ruining lives of so many girls)



And so the next day, he went to school to visit the wounded babe. hahhaahaha. babe. so funny. ok fine it was funny when i said it out loud in the middle of a crowded internet cafe.
And they confronted each other. it was somewhat like in an ultimate kungfu battle royale face/off like that. fulamak.... shign shong shang later, they both gave up and sat down.

Dialogue. a very powerful thing in life and also very misleading thing. haizz. So after the ups and downs of what happened the night before. The two split ways and never spoke again. For those of you who did know her, she was fondly known as the one and only.... PPMS(Permanent Pre Menstrual Syndrome), hot Eurasian, Egg-cracking, Lady Ova!!!


Thus, SB and Lady Ova parted ways and never fought together hand in hand. Lady Ova had hung up her costume. those interested in buying up her costume can bid for it in the comments section. =]

Starting Price = RM 49.90
Closing date for biddings = when you bid

Tx & Regards
from Steven Razz
KuchiBaba!!
Thank you Thivya for bringing back the memory of the past.