Welcome back everyone. Second round of pure Crapadonia and Bullshittus Maximus. I'm surprised that you guys are even willing to read em. wait no... i think it's third already. yea it is. no it's not. it's the second. second episode. but wait it's the third post. should i call this one the second or third?? DAMN IT!!! This world is so fudging confusing i tell you! decisions everywhere!!
WARNING : The Following post contains the revelation of illegal activities, sexual acts, and pure stupidity of certain unnamed(or named, who cares) life experiences.
Anyway this following incidents happened a few months ago when Sperm Boy stopped his internship to look for some solid payable job(forgive me A.A.K. but RM500 for three months is nuts). this was also after he received his results and ronda ronda around his taman on the bike like some security guard.(well he did end up being a vigilante, the creep that saves the day)
So it was around mid March, Sperm Boy was on the bike, without license(still without license), without any helmet, without road tax for the motor(still no road tax), and no freaking safety condoms. worst of all, he was travelling without his mask OR costume!!! nyaahh!!! what if someone saw him?
So off he went, riding around his taman. at 30km/h. that's always the best speed to cruise, he said. especially when you're CRUISING FOR THE LADIES(Aerosmith song)!! right at the first turning, two cats, purring at each other, angrily. hot stuff(Grrrr). 'Imagine if it were two girls fighting over some leftover from me.' said Sperm Boy, all excited. Poor thing.
And then, as he passed the two fighting cats, he faced another two creature. this time, they were dogs. stray. dirty, crazy stray. pity them. but this time, they were not angry or fighting or grunting or barking at each other. they were more... intimate(suddenly the sanitory pad advertisement is popping into my head here). yes intimate i say(again the ad). they were embracing, loving, hugging(i think), carressing, licking, drooling. they were fudging in the middle of the road. WOOO!!!!! damn hot la.
now replace the female dog with the bitch. well as in a human bitch. and the brute with a dud. stud. either one. fulamak, i think the Jabatan Islam(Peace be on you) will swoop down on them and arrest them even before foreplay. hahahaahaha... Haram i tell you! HARAM!!
And so, leaving the love to deal with themselves and spawn more strays that will roam and haunt our streets, he rode on for about an hour or so. until at another alley, passing through a majority-malay area, he slowly rode past first window, old lady cooking. second window, empty house. Third window, empty. fourth window, another lady cooking. it's like cook-ville i tell you. fifth wondow, another lady cooking. sixth wondow, naked couple. seventh... what the fudge??
naked????
and so he stopped his motor, turned off his engine, slowly walked his way back to the sixth window. and.... FULAMAK!!! there was this couple, making out... hugging, kissing, and i think the dude was trying to finger the girl. fuiyoh!!!!! and the girl, was in a tudung. but then since Sperm Boy was so scared that he might get caught peeping, he rode home. smiling. hahahaaha
It was a rather awkward experience to have been able to watch something... something so beautiful turn out to be awfully interesting. hahahahahaha. haih.
Anyway, i have the sextape of the event that's been reenacted using Barbie Dolls and Playdough, so start bidding for them!!
Starting price = RM6.90 (delivery, cover, content, and product not included)
Thank you very much.
*bows*
Love one, Love all. (I seriously don't know hy i said that)
KuchiBaba!
Wolrd Domination shall Begin!
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